MAXIMS AND Quotations 
compiled by B. Burt Gerstman (b.b.gerstman@sjsu.edu)

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride)

The theft of time is a crime like any other. (Nathan Englander, NY Times 8/16/17)

You can�t just go by the numbers (Bob Bennett, NY Times 8/24/17) 

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him find it within himself. (Galileo Galilei)

Think Yiddish, write British. (Rosnow & Rosenthal 1989) 

There is a certain type of mind.. that is attracted to radical doctrines. The more opposed it is to common sense, the more that proves its truth. (New Yorker, July 10 & 17, 2017, p. 86).

Freudian defense mechanisms: denial, repression, regression, displacement, projection, reaction formation, intellectualization,  rationalization, sublimation. 

The relativists� stance is extremely condescending: it treats a complex society as a monolith.... (Alan Sokal, Perpetrator of the Sokal Affair)

Lull to repose the bitter force of your black wave of anger. (Athena in  Aeschylus' Eumenides)

The exposure and castigation of error does not propel science forward, though it may clear a number of obstacles from its path. (Medawar 1969)

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. (John Locke)

Love is the master-key that opens the gates of happiness, of hatred, of jealousy, and, most easily of all, the gate of fear. How terrible is the one fact of beauty!" (Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.)

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? (Will Rogers)

I have not winced nor cried aloud. / Under the bludgeonings of chance / My head is bloody, but unbowed..I am the master of my fate: / I am the captain of my soul. (Invictus by William Ernest)

Men may construe things after their fashion / clean from the purpose of the things themselves.  (Cicero / Shakespeare)

Men at some time are masters of their fates.  (Cassius / Shakespeare)

I'm never going to do social media [because] it makes it seem like every one of these people's opinions is important [sic] (Charles Barkley)

There is no complete and generally accepted methodology for causal inference from observational data. (Greenland 2000)

The squirming facts exceed the squamous mind  (Wallace Stevens)

I used to be offended, but now I try to be amused  (Elvis Costello)

We face danger whenever information growth outpaces our understanding of how to process it.  (Nat Silver)

The precision that computers are capable of is no substitute for predictive accuracy. (Nat Silver)

Murphy's Laws: Nothing is as simple as it seems.  Everything takes longer than you think. If anything can go wrong, it eventually will.

Like many other incorrect beliefs, it satisfies a pressing societal need.  (Greenland & Robins, Jurimetrics, Spring 2000, p. 333)

The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him. (Leo Tolstoy)

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.  (from the movie The Big Short; falsely attributed to Mark Twain)

Truth is like poetry / And most people fucking hate poetry (from the movie The Big Short)

Suffering is caused by behavioral patterns of one's own cravings. (Buddhist tenent of dharma) 

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.  (Bertrand Russell)

Primum non nocere. (First, do no harm.)

The Illusion of Probabilistic Proof by Contradiction: If a person is an American, then he is probably not a member of Congress. / This person is a member of Congress. / Therefore, he is probably not an American. (Cohen 1994)

This is the excellent foppery of the world that when we are sick in fortune--often the surfeit of our own behavior--we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars  (King Lear. Act 1, Scene 2).   

Much that passes as idealism is disguised love of power  (Bertrand Russell)

I don't tolerate fools, and they don't tolerate me.  (Maggie Smith)

Narcissism is the bacterium infecting all bad writing.  (Mary Karr)

Truthiness (definition):  The idea that it was more important for a thing to feel true than to actually be true.  (Stephen Colbert)

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decided to be.  (Emerson)

Probability theory is nothing but common sense reduced to calculation.  (Laplace)

The scarcest resource of the 21st century is human attention.  (Les Hinton)

Epidemiology has never been field for amateurs.  (Hugh Tilson, 1989)

Be wise as serpents but innocent as doves.  (Jesus)

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it. (Upton Sinclair)

He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.  (American proverb)

Wisdom begins with an awareness of our own ignorance.   (Socrates)

The future is already here�it�s just not very evenly distributed.  (William Gibson)

The limbic system is alive and well.  (Keegan-Michael Key)

The whole purpose of life is to see how much you can get your teeth kicked in and see if you can keep going.  (Melissa Etheridge) 

Sociologists love subjects who tell truth to mainstream power.  / [However,] they grow uncomfortable when these subjects tell mainstream truths to sociologists.  (Orlando Patterson)

The best lies are built on truth, and contain both fear and hope. (unknown source)

I�ve been out in the fields helping the sprouts grow explained the farmer,  whereupon his worried sons rushed out to see a bunch of shriveled sprouts that he�d yanked to death. (Mencius parable, A Meditation on the Art of Not Trying)

Human beings were put on earth to experience the beauty of the ordinary.  (Rainer Maria Rilke)

They call it the resilience of the duped.  (James Randi)

Be so strong that nothing can disturb the peace of your mind.  (Grand Master Carlos Gracie Sr.) 

The soft bigotry of low expectations. (Source unknown)

Every moment is a new moment to find yourself on a new path.  (Anon)

There are some times you get into a situation that is so awful, that you've made some many mistakes, that is becomes very difficult for truth to rescue you. You've already warped your charter to such a decgree that you are off the radar, nothing short of a miracle will save you.  (Jordan B. Pederson)

Truth reduces complexity. Deceptions grow,  like Hydras. (Jordan B. Pederson, "Religion, Myth, Science, Truth" lecture)

Writing is good, thinking is better.  (Herman Hess in Siddhartha)

Cleverness is good, patience is better.  (Herman Hess in Siddhartha)

Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts.  (Winston Churchill)

Sanity is not statistical.  (Winston Smith, 1984)

Campbell's Law:  The greater the value placed on a quantitative measure of a complex [social] phenomenon, the more likely it is that the people using it and the process it measures will be corrupted. (The New Yorker, July 21, 2014, p. 63).

Policy makers use mathematics to intimidate and preempt debate.  (John Ewing).

It is what we fear that happens to us.  (Oscar Wilde)

Isn�t it the case that wildly vitriolic reviews of hate usually have their waterlogged roots in personal rebuff--now and forever?  (Morrissey)

Busyness has acquired social status. . . Keeping up with the Joneses now means trying to out-schedule them.  (The New Yorker, May 26, 2014, p. 70).

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.  (Christopher Hitchens) 

No catalogue of techniques can convey a willingness to look for what can be seen, whether or not anticipated.  (John Tukey)

The combination of some data and an aching desire for an answer does not ensure that a reasonable answer can be extracted from a given body of data. (John Tukey)

. . . writers and journalists and artists were being accused of blasphemy, heresy, apostasy, and their modern-day associates insult and offense. (Salman Rushdie)

Deconstruction started to run into sand when it got used to interpret texts in conformance with the political views of the interpreter, a type of self-fulfilling prophecy that afflicts many schools of criticism. (Louis Menand)

Deconstructionism is not a train you can get off of at the most convenient station. (Louis Menand)

The De Manian method involves the line that ends Yeats's poem Among School Children "how can we know the dancer from the dance?" We naturally read that question rhetorically, to mean "we cannot know the difference." But, De Man points out, in semiology and rhetoric, grammatically the sentence is a question, and it means "please tell me, how can I know the difference?"

Pop postmodernist clich�s have about as much relation to De Man as social Darwinism has to Darwin. (Menand)

Hierba mala nunca muere.  (Old Spanish saying meaning "weeds never die.")

It is disregard of intellect that has brought our school system to its present ridiculous paralysis. (Jacque Barzun)

In matters of science the authority of thousands is not worth the humble reasoning of one single person. (Galileo)

Rigidity is always the opposite of the search for truth. (Nadya Tolokonnikova of Pussy Riot) 

Pharmaceutical companies are very skilled at selling stories.

No fear, no envy, no meanness. (Liam Clancy)

Hurry to lose, slow down to win. (Old baseball saying.)

Long on PR, but short on substance. 

ListeningSkills 

The way to get over the hump is to build yourself up, not bring yourself down. 

Contrary to popular belief, the brain is not designed for thinking. (Daniel Willingham, Why Don't Students Like School?)

Repetition is insistence. (Gertrude Stein)

There is something to be said for doing one thing right. (Treme, Season 3, Episode 9)

John Wooden's Pyramid of Success 

The will to win is not nearly as important as the will to prepare to win. (Anon)

The captains of global industry will soon decide that the old curriculum, founded on the traditional "three Rs," has little relation to the emerging needs of 21st-century business. Reading and 'riting take too much time, and 'rithmetic is much better done by machines. As for history, literature, and the classical disciplines of art and music, these subjects have little value as mass entertainment and therefore no business in education. Thus, the three Rs will in time be replaced by the "three Ms": Multi-Tasking, Materialistics, and Mind Management.  (Edward Miller, 1997)

No written word, no spoken plea, Can teach our youth what they should be, Nor all the books on all the shelves. It's what the teachers are themselves. (John Wooden's favorite poems; author unknown.)

You don't have to be Freud to know that Hitler thought of himself as a wonderful guy. (Vince Gilligan)  

Far better an approximate answer to the right question, which is often vague, than an exact answer to the wrong question, which can always be made precise. (John Tukey 1962)

People want consistency. Make sure your words match your actions. (Herm Edwards)

�he was hardly neutral, but his first allegiance was to truth. (The New Yorker, June 3, 2013, page 71)

Have you no sense of decency, sir? (Joseph N. Welch, Chief Investigator of the Army�McCarthy hearings)

You define what is important to you by the way you spend your time. (Ben Afflect)

If you get on a soapbox with a dictator you've already lost. Your best approach is ridicule. (Mel Brooks)

Intolerance: 1, 2,  3,  4, 5, 6,

There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.  (F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby)

Good data analysis rarely follows the formal paradigm of hypothesis testing�A scientist must be open to any interesting pattern� Hypotheses often do not precede the data. (Velleman & Wilkinson, 1993)

The degradation of education, especially higher education, started when the academics relinquished the reigns of academia to the administrators and business people.

To our natural and human reason I say that these terms largesmallimmenseminute, etc. are not absolute but relative; the same thing in comparison with various others may be called at one time immense and at another imperceptible. (Galileo)

Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become...habits. Watch your habits, for they become your character. And watch your character, for it becomes your destiny! What we think we become.  (Frank Outlaw; this quote has also be attributed to Margaret Thatcher, probably falsely)

I'm not as good as I thought I was, but I'm better than I've ever been. (Craig Ferguson 

The worst thing in life is coming to believe your own propaganda. (Peter Bergen, May 1, 2012)

Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions. Proverbs 18:2   

..the field has become increasingly politicized, and the disorders remained a black box� (The New Yorker, Jan 14,  2013, page 43)

Remember, never take no cut-offs, and hurry along as fast as you can. (Virginia Reed, surviving member of the Donner Party)

The decline of a language must ultimately have political and economic causes. (George Orwell, Politics and the English Language)

The Basic Laws of  Human Stupidity (Carlo M. Cipolla)

Be mindful of your sources. 

A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. (Thomas Mann)

They demanded that he apologize for their ignorance (Tony Snow)

The right thing to do is often hard but seldom surprising. (Camus)

One must imagine Sisyphus happy. (Camus)

It's called politics. It's one of the scrubbiest games in town. (Keith Richards)

Statistics are like a bikini. What they present is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. (Aaron Levenstein)

Blessed be science which has armed man with knowledge and resolution to meet these forms of human distress. (Charles Sumner)

Pseudo-precision (definition): a spurious appearance of precision, as for example, when an inaccurate figure is given too very many decimal places; the reliance on precision where it is neither useful nor necessary.

An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society that scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.  (Gardner)

Integrity has no need of rule. (Albert Camus)

Everything faded away into a shadow-world in which, finally, even the date of the year had become uncertain. (Winston Smith)

The problem is that many researchers continue to use statistics imitatively, without thinking about the issues involved. (John Ubersax)  

Straight ahead. Strive for tone. (Antoine Batiste, a character in Treme)

She has a tendency to lift words from their natural context and repurpose them to suit her needs.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. (C. S. Lewis)

Probability does not exist.  (De Finetti)

I'm man enough to tell you that I can't put my finger on exactly what my philosophy is now. (Malcolm X)

I am not concerned � with offering any facile solution for so complex a problem (T. S. Eliot)

He who understands baboon will do more toward metaphysics than Locke. (Charles Darwin)

Our decent then, is the origin of our evil passions!! ... The Devil under form of Baboon is our grandfather!" Charles Darwin, The New Yorker, Oct 23, 2006, p. 57)

...it matters not what you think, but how you think; and that politics are relatively unimportant, while principles have a way of enduring, as do the few irreducible individuals who maintain allegiance to them. (Hitchens on Orwell, p. 211).

To the future or to the past, to time when thought is free, when men are different from one another and do not live alone � to a time when truth exists and what is done cannot be undone: From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink � greetings! (Winston Smith)

Life is not as dramatic as your ego imagines it to be. (The Dalai Lama)

What he liked, and respected, in a phrase, was the real thing. (Hitchens on Orwell)

...The 'rule of thumb' story is an example of revisionist history that feminists happily fell into believing. It reinforces their perspective on society, and they tell it as a way of winning converts to their angry creed. (The rule of thumb hoax)

To kill an error is as good a service as, and sometimes even better than, the establishing of a new truth or fact. (Charles Darwin 1879 [2008], p. 229)

... the simplest hypothesis proposed as an explanation of phenomena is more likely to be the true one than is any other available hypothesis, that its predictions are more likely to be true than those of any other available hypothesis, and that it is an ultimate a priori epistemic principle that simplicity is evidence for truth" (Swinburne 1997)

Humans cause evil by wanting to triumph over evil and [in their] quest for immortality. (Ernest Becker, Flight from Death) 

All models are wrong but some models are useful. (George Box)

Epidemiology is the practice of criticizing other epidemiologists. (Schneiderman)

It is my job to do a good job and tell the truth, not be popular or care what people think. (Ricky Gerais)

Types of fools: plain fools, damn fools, bloody fools, fucking fools.  (Anon)

The other paradox is that the very multiculturalism and multi-ethnicity that made us rich is now one of the disguises for a uniculturalism based on moral relativism and moral blackmail  (Christopher Hitchens)

Mutato nomine et de te fabula narrator. (Latin for "Change only the name and this story is about you.")

I have consulted my patients' safety and my own reputation most effectually by doing nothing at all. (Syndham)

We are all very good at self-persuasion and I strive to be alert to its traps, but a version of Hegel called "the cunning of history" is a parallel commentary that I fight to keep alive in my mind. (Hitchens, 2010, p. 338)

Please never forget how useful the obvious can be. (Chrisopher Hitchens)

Great minds talks about ideas; Average minds talks about events; Small minds talks about people. (Einstein)

...a protestation of innocence would have been, as in any inquisition, an additional proof of guilt. (Hitch 22, p. 51)

The modesty of the mind that tells itself the truth is better than knowledge of the mysteries I was looking for. (St. Augustine, Confessions)

Tenure and academic freedom :

It is virtue alone that makes the difference. (Voltaire)

I try to do the right thing at the right time. They may just be little things, but usually they make the difference between winning and losing. (Kareem Abdul-Jabar) 

The scientific mind does not so much provide the right answers as ask the right questions. (Claude Levi-Strauss)

 "We are not interested in the logic itself, nor will we argue for replacing the .05 alpha with another level of alpha, but at this point in our discussion we only wish to emphasize that dichotomous significance testing has no ontological basis. That is, we want to underscore that, surely, God loves the .06 nearly as much as the .05. (Rosnow & Rosenthal, 1989) 

The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity. (William Butler Yeats)

If everyone stops doing what they are doing badly and switches to what he does well, everyone's productivity will improve. (The Economic Law of Comparative Advantage)

Pen, ink, and paper and a sitting posture are great helps to attention and thinking. (John Adams)

I've seen enough of the world to know how wrong I can be. (David Brooks, 2008)

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Let us read and let us dance ... two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. (Voltaire)

In Germany, they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist; And then they came for the trade unionists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist; And then they came for the Jews, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time there was no one left to speak up." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came... )

Epidemiology, must be free from the constraints of philosophical speculation, politics, religion, and profit, and instead turn itself toward careful observation in identifying natural factors that influence health. (Original).

We now judge college education as entertainment--giving students what they want, not what they need; there is no longer a drive to act in the public interest.  See The Doctor Fox Lecture: A PARADIGM OF EDUCATIONAL SEDUCTION

The line is crossed when coercion and fraud are employed.  

I do good work because I care. (Daniel Lanois; also listen to Thank you for the day)

Teaching mathematical statistics in this way not only produced answers that were often irrelevant or misleading when applied to real situations but also led students to think not of the reality but of the mathematics as holding the key to statistical understanding. (RA Fisher)

Many of them seem to have no experience of the valuable process known as "stopping to think." (RA Fisher quoted in Box, 1978, p. 436) 

Most stress isn't brought on by doing too much but by knowing too little.

Did you learn how to believe or did you learn how to think? (Ralph Nadar's father, The New Yorker,  Feb 5, 2007, p. 16)

The fool reasons incorrectly on correct premises, while the madman reasons correctly on absurd premises (John Locke). 

The difference between knowledge and truth is that knowledge is constantly change, but the truth is constant. (Unknown source.) 

There are no "correct" answers to controversial issues, which is why they are controversial: scholars cannot agree. Answers to such questions are inherently subjective and opinion-based and teachers should not use their authority in the classroom to force students to adopt their positions. To do so is not education but indoctrination. (David Horowitz)

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there. (Yogi Berra)

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. (Ibid)

We thus learn that man is descended from a hairy quadruped, furnished with a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits, and an inhabitant of the Old World. (from the last chapter in "The Descent of Man")

Attention to the young, knowing what their hungers are and what they can digest, is the essence of the craft. ... What each generation is can be best discovered in its relation to the permanent concerns of mankind. (Bloom, 1987, p. 19)

Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn. 

Without �scientific commitment, the society, its anchor cut, would drift at the mercy of any eloquent appeal (Joan Fisher Box, 1978, p. 194). 

"he is just one of a type of a whole class of [individuals] with neither the inclination nor the capacity for critical thought." (Joan Fisher Box, 1978, p. 194). 

Lying is so commonplace and yet, if you are on the receiving end, it's such an astonishing thing. (Philip Roth, Everyman, p. 121; a brilliant monologue by Phoebe follows) 

Amateurs look for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work (Philip Roth, Everyman, p. 82) 

Psychological imperialism = wanting both exploitation and allegiance.

�Mankind's passion for ignorance'

It's in the DNA of lawyers not to be intimidated. (Lawrence Lessig, The New Yorker, June 19., 2006)

Statistical jokes: http://stats.stackexchange.com/questions/1337/statistics-jokes

If you know how to do something only one way, you don't really know how to do it. Moshe Feldenkrais 

One thing that I have learned is that belief doesn't change reality. (C Everett Koop, The New Yorker, March 13, 2006, p. 68 )

People are completely driven by their beliefs or their desires. Not the facts. (C Everett Koop, The New Yorker, March 13, 2006, p. 68 )

No fear, no envy, no meanness. (Liam Clancy to Bob Dylan)

Psycho polemic babble. (Dylan, Chronicles, 2004, p. 283)  

Finally a study showing a relation between teacher content knowledge and student achievement (Duh!) -- American Educator, Fall, 2005, pp. 18 - 19; http://www.nap.edu/catalog/9822.html  

The truth respects neither democracy nor hierarchy. (Reverend George Coyne) 

The four agreements: 1) Impeccable with your words 2) Make no assumptions 3) Don't take things personally 4) Always do your best (Toltec tradition, Ruiz, 1997)

Fortes fortuna adiuvat. (Fortune favors the brave.) -- Proverb

Say little and do much (Proverb)

Marxismus sine stercore tauri. (The New Yorker, August 22, 2005) Translation: "Marxism without the shit of the bull"

Treat adults like children and children like adults. (Kinky Friedman's father's, The New Yorker,  August 8, 2005)

Scientific inquiry is nothing but a refinement of our everyday thinking" (Einstein) 

Fanaticism is the only kind of will that can be instilled in the weak and timid. (Source unknown)

If you are going to defend a program, you have to defend it as it is, not as you wish it to be. (Source unknown)

Don't try to get it all at one time. You'll drive yourself crazy. (Angelo Dundee.) 

Reading and sauntering and lounging and dozing, which I call thinking, is my supreme happiness. (David Hume) 

A person who has freedom is not in bondage to someone else's command or someone else's ideas. A free person can do what he believes is right, and can refuse to act or to believe in ways that are unfair or wrong. (Passover Hagadah)

I cannot give any scientist of any age any better advice than this: The intensity of the conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing on whether it is true or not. ( Sir Peter Medawar, 1979)

When I came to practice I was looking for answers like everybody else. For years I asked "what's the right answer?" Now I am learning "What is the right question?" (Katherine Thanas, Jan 2005)

Boasts of great success are a giveaway of someone's insecurities (Niederhoffer, 1998, p. 95)  

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. (Thoreau)

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much. (Walter Lippmann)

The mind that sets out on a walk without attending to the level of detail appropriate to the situation might get into trouble. (Zen parable)

Socratic maxims:

Be quick, but don't hurry -- John Wooden  

If our motive is to manipulate, our communication and our leadership in general will prove to be ineffective over time. (Stephen R. Covey) 

Public health is an undisciplined field comprising many practitioners who do not always speak the same language, and we are undisciplined in our thinking, dabbling in many related fields without enough depth and understanding. (Bernard Guyer, Am J Epidemiol 2004; 160:607)

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact. (Thomas Huxley) 

Formal rules . . . is what  Hume means by "justice" (The New Yorker, Oct. 11, 2004, p. 95)

Wisdom . . . begins with the acknowledgment of uncertainty--of the limits of what we know.  (The New Yorker, Oct. 11, 2004, p. 93)

Radically expanding one's own powers as a ploy for legitimacy has consequences you cannot imagine. (Krakauer, Under the Banner of Heaven)

THE roots below the earth claim no rewards for making the branches fruitful. (Tagore, Stray Birds)

An anti-intellectual undercurrent mixed with an air of superiority (Pico Iyer at the Capitola Book Store, April, 2004) 

Marxists strategy for nullifying political opponents: Accuse others of what you do.

Good scientific practice . . . places the emphasis on reasonable scientific judgment and the accumulation of evidence and not dogmatic insistence of the unique validity of a certain procedure (Jerome Cornfield)

The best education for the best educated is the best education for all. (Source unknown)

I'm not particularly intelligent, but I am inquisitive. (Einstein) 

Yet to calculate is not in itself to analyze. (Edgar Allen Poe, The Murders in the Rue Morgue

They  lie in such ways that not even the opposite is not so.  

If anything, I'm diligent. (Steve Martin)

Falso in uno, falsus in omnibus. (Latin for "if he lied in this, he lied in all.")

Science is the holding of multiple working hypotheses. (Chamberlain)

A picture is worth 1,000 words, but to be so, it may have to include 100 words. (Tukey, 1986, p. 74)

Only don't, I beseech you, generalize too much in these sympathies and tendernesses--remember the every life is a special problem which is not yours but another's, and content yourself with the terrible algebra of your own. (Henry James)

A modest man with much to be modest about. -- Churchill 

It may be that he who bestows the largest amount of time and money on the needy is doing the most by his mode of life to produce the misery which he strives in vain to relieve. (Paul Thoreau Dark Star Safari, 2003, p. 328 )

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. --Alexander Pope

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. -- Alexander Pope

Life is short, and the Art long; the occasion fleeting; experience fallacious, and judgment difficult. The physician must not only be prepared to do what is right himself, but also to make the patient, the attendants, and the externals cooperate. -- Hippocrates (Source: Major, 1945, p. 3)

Nor can nature be commanded, except by being obeyed, and so these twin objects, human knowledge and human power, do really meet in one; and it is from ignorance of causes that operation fails. -- Francis Bacon (Source: Susser, 1973, p. x)

Better an imprecise measure of something important than a precise measure of something unimportant. -- David Byar

It is time to realize what the problem really is, and solve that problem as well as we can, instead of inventing a substitute problem that can be solved exactly, but is irrelevant. (Anscombe, JASA, 1958, 53, 702-719).

If it is not worth doing superficially, it is not worth doing at all. -- Paul Erlich (in reference to studying whether the world is exhausting certain commodities)

A mathematician in the most primitive sense is a guy who starts out a sentence 'Consider.'" -- Ian C. Ross

If all time is eternally present / All time is unredeemable. -- T. S. Eliot (Four Quartets).

Gossip is black magic at its very worst because it is pure poison. (Don Miguel Ruiz, The Four Agreements, 1997)

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time. (Yiddish Proverb)

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may deride it; ignorance may attack it. But in the end, there it is. (Churchill)

[Harold Bloom] finds ridiculous the sorts of criticisms which imagine that, by unmasking insidious political messages in literature, they are contributing to political a freedom struggle. (The New Yorker, Sept. 30, 2002).

Whatever crushes individuality is despotism, by whatever name it may be called. -- John Stewart Mill

I have an old-fashioned faith in saturating the services with facts. � (Jerry Morris in Smith, 2001, p. 1149)

Scientists, like poets, should be on the side of intellectual freedom. (said in memory of Stephan Jay Gould)

That arguments are fiercest where the facts are fewest. -- Bertrand Russell (Lasky & Stolley, 1994, p. 9)

The great tragedy of science was the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Huxley (Source: Susser, 1989, p. 485)

Beware the quick answer: It might be the right answer to the wrong question. -- William Knight (University of New Brunswick)

[This is] a theory which was initially genuinely scientific degenerated into pseudo-scientific dogma. (Source unknown)

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. -- William James (Principles of Psychology)

post hoc, ergo propter hoc (Latin for "after, therefore because of," indicating a common logical mistaking)

The man who has fed the chicken every day throughout its life at last wrings its neck instead, showing that more refined views as to the uniformity of nature would have been useful to the chicken. (Russell's illustration of Hume's Problem of Induction as stated Edmonds & Eidinow, 2001, p. 170)

As most lawyers know, eyewitnesses often err . . . If an event suggests some tempting interpretation, then this interpretation, more often than not, is allowed to distort what has actually been seen. -- Karl Popper

Scientists formulate and test (by refutation) etiologic hypotheses whereas policymakers formulate and test (by implementation and criticism) ethical hypotheses. -- Maclure (Rothman, 1988, p. 137)

There are three assumptions inherent in even simple statements (Bertrand Russell's Theory of Descriptions). For example, the statement "The king of France in bald." has the following assumptions: (1) There is a king of France. (2)  There is only one King of France.(3) Whatever is King of France is bald.

The meaning of a proposition is the method by which it is verified. (a maxim of logical positivism.)

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose (French for "The more things change, the more they stay the same.")

...the pitfall is in adopting procedures as things in their own right rather than by having regard to the central objectives the procedures are intended to achieve. (Cox quoted in Armitage, 1983, p. 332)

the scope is necessarily limited, and they can scarcely be expected to endow the average student with a high level of expertise. But if they familiarize themselves with the aims and achievements of the statistical approach, and encourage a critical attitude toward numerical data, they will have served a useful purpose. (Armitage, 1983, p. 329)

...the best is the enemy of the good (Voltaire)

One must go seek more facts, paying less attention to technics and far more to the development and perfection of methods of obtaining them. (AB Hill, 1953)

In politics, after me, I'm for you. (Anon)

[In Washington] a gaff is when someone blurts out the truth. (Michael Kinsley)

It is easier to point out an error than to enunciate the truth. (G. K. Gilbert)

We only see what we know. (Anonymous)

"the idiocy of defining human beings by race." (Mark Twain)

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. (Abraham Lincoln)

Ultimately a victim wants nothing more than to exchange places with his oppressor. (Frantz Fannon)

pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate (Occam's Razor, literally "multiplicity ought not be posited without necessity.")

I AM the autumn cloud, empty of rain; see my fullness in the field of ripened rice. -- Rabindranath Tagore (Stray Birds)

Nature is the final arbiter.

Nature is a set of statistical tendencies.

What is to keep this [society] from turning into a mob with a head-cutter? . . . partly churchgoing and partly club-joining and partly shopping. (Adam Gopnick explanation of Tocqueville's "How the Taste for Material Enjoyments Among Americans is United with Love of Freedom and with Care for Public Affairs"; in "How the pursuit of happiness is still our most radical idea" in The New Yorker, Oct 15, 2001, p. 215)

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Don't press. (Jack Benny said to harmonica virtuoso Larry Adler about trying to impress an unreceptive audience)

Whether we and our politicians know it or not, Nature is party to all our deals and decisions, and she has more votes, a longer memory, and a sterner sense of justice than we do. (Wendell Berry)

Evil communications corrupt good manners. [Corinthians 15:33]

Chance favors the prepared mind. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

The honored ideals of the medical profession imply that the responsibility of the physician extends not only to the individual, but also to society. (American Medical Association's Principles of Medical Ethics, Section 10)

Reminds me of that old Steve Martin routine where he stands before a stadium crown and gets thousands of people to chant in unison, "We are all individuals, we all have our own ideas."

Forgive me for writing such a long letter, I didn't have time to write a short one. (George Bernard Shaw?)

Any man aged forty who is not a misanthrope has never loved mankind. (Chamfort)

A man of integrity is but one species of humanity. (Chamfort)

In taking a wife, choose only the one you would choose as a friend if she were a man. (Joubert)

If you want to be heard in the public, which is deaf, speak in a lower voice. (Joubert)

When one writes with ease one always thinks oneself more talented than one really is. (Joubert)

When one of my friends is one-eyed I look at him only in profile. (Joubert)

Surtout, messieurs, point de zele.  Above all, gentlemen, no zeal. (Talleyrand)

Frustration will ensue when you try to do too much. (Anon)

There is nothing so eloquent as fact.  (Norman Mailer)

Part of what I do is more of 'what I don't do' -- trying to avoid making too many decisions, because eventually the best results is still what happens naturally. (Linus Torvalds)

The secret of people who had class was that they remained accurate to the facts. (Norman Mailer)

What makes some things shoddy, pretentious, and second rate, while others are honest, retrained, and true? (Norman Mailer)

He who knows best knows how little he knows. (Thomas Jefferson)

An interesting argument, like a musical composition, should generate several interpretations of the same idea. (Am J Epidemiol:150:127).

Technology always promises to save time but actually consumes it. (Jane Smiley)

90% of the game is half mental. (Yogi Berra)

You can observe a lot by watching. (Yogi Berra)

I'm willing to be an Existentialist, provided I'm not aware of the fact. (Andre Gide)

But man, proud man,
Dressed in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he's most assured,
His glassy essence, like an angry ape
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As makes the angels weep. (Measure for Measure, Act II, Scene 2)

People are being cheated out of the experience of 'becoming.' It's the computer which becomes now. (Kurt Vonnegut)

When you ask people what made the modern West different from other cultures around the world, most of the answers are terribly negative: the disenchantment of the world, the destabilization of the earth, the death of God, the death of the Goddess, nightmare after nightmare. These naysayers tend to overlook the 40 years of life extension that the West has given us, the wonders of modern physics, modern medicine, the abolition of slavery, the rise of democracies, the rise of feminism, and so on. Until we honor both the good and bad news of modernity, we're not going to see our situation clearly. (Ken Wilber)

The dignity of the West stems from what scholars from Max Weber to Jurgen Habermas call the "differentiation of the cultural values spheres," namely, morals, science, and art. (Ken Wilber)

Whenever someone wants to get us from "bad" state to a "good" state, violence is not far behind. Of course, you want to move from pollution to a clean environment, but don't pretend that G-d sits on one side and the devil on the other. No matter how peaceful you're trying to be, this split will always lead to aggression. . . . Without this awareness, we find ourselves on crusades, whether fundamentalist or ecological. Fanatics are fanatics. (Ken Wilber)

The Warrior Dreams vulnerability. The average person waits in long lines, with the mass of like others, for a vision of invulnerability. (Dennis Leri, The Feldenkrais Journal, 2: Fall, 1986.)

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. (Mark Twain)

. . . every time we fail to use words with care for their truthfulness, the honesty of everything we use words to express becomes progressively forsaken � (N. Manea, The New Yorker, June 14, 1999, p. 68)

It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you in trouble. It's the things you know that just ain't so. (Artimus Ward)

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is great. (Saul Bellows)

Science is simply a logical, rational and careful examination of the facts that nature presents to us. (James Randi)

Religion is a damaging philosophy because it's such a retreat from reality. (James Randi)

P values and confidence intervals underestimate the amount of uncertainty associated with  measures of effect.

We are not interested in the logic itself, nor will we argue for replacing the .05 alpha with another level of alpha, but at this point in our discussion we only wish to emphasize that dichotomous significance testing has no ontological basis. That is, we want to underscore that, surely, God loves the .06 nearly as much as the .05. Can there be any doubt that God views the strength of evidence for or against the null as a fairly continuous function of the magnitude of p? (Rosnow  & Rosenthal 1989).